Matt is a smelly guy living in Long Beach. His hobbies are grilling slightly sour meat and going on bikerides. He also acts as a human calendar, subtley reminding us when it's Friday. —Sara
So I ride with a carpool every day to work with two guys. Jon and I get a long very well and he is a cool guy. The other guy is also very nice but SMELLS! This morning was the worst! From the second I got in the car I smelled it and did not know how I was going to make it the 45 minute drive into the city. —Cowgirlup
Hay girl, you are always there when I need you... pls bring in more air fresheners to work as there's a new smelly guy working in our neighbourhood area! —Naomi
It can get hot in the bar. Especially when there is dancing (and when I’m there, there is always dancing). However, there’s always that one guy busting a move in the middle of the dance floor who everyone seems to be avoiding. Then you see it – the dark stain spreading across his back, the beads of perspiration rolling down his face. You’re scared to even go near him, lest some sweat fly off him and land on your face or worse, in your drink. Definitely not conducive to an invitation home. —Katie, Michigan State University